Taste my blade!

I haven't posted in about a year! Unfortunately fandoms change, I mostly like Bravest Warriors, Adventure Time, Once Upon a Time, and Sherlock now :P
Sorry to all my Avengers and Loki followers who followed me and to whom I currently no longer follow.

Sherlock & Molly in ‘The Reichenbach Fall' [1/?]

2 months ago on May 14th | J | 539 notes
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charlottelabouff:

The avengers all get vine accounts And the first vine is uploaded of tony shoving Bruce down the stairs yelling “PARKOUR” then Bruce hulks out and suddenly it cuts to tony screaming and running

2 months ago on May 5th | J | 89,864 notes
im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions
me fucking lying to myself (via youtubeofficial)
2 months ago on May 5th | J | 126,916 notes
The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day
2 months ago on May 5th | J | 51,384 notes

omgrwby:

casfallen:

Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 

Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. 

THIS.
ABSOLUTELY THIS

2 months ago on May 5th | J | 161,376 notes

sunagirl:

sex-like-a-nympho:

astrostonersexgoddess:

acid-bubble-gum:

I honestly don’t care if a girl doesn’t shave her legs.. I mean I’m a guy and most of the time I’m way too lazy to shave my face, I can’t imagine having to shave my legs, you ladies are impressive

These are the types of guys we need

yes but newly shaven legs..

unshaven legs is what opaque tights were invented for.  Legs look smooth, no shaving required.  Fuck yeah

2 months ago on May 5th | J | 302,163 notes

matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

2 months ago on May 5th | J | 446,317 notes
On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable
2 months ago on May 5th | J | 624,943 notes

bonzai-bunny:

i want to see the avengers play cards against humanity and i want to see them all slowly realizing that steve has the most fucked up sense of humor out of all of them

2 months ago on May 5th | J | 64,424 notes

headeddownsouth:

fuck-yourstandards:

In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit

Senior year in a post

2 months ago on May 5th | J | 238,946 notes
yulinga:

this photo reminds me of a story about my great aunt, a guy came into her house when she was there and she saw him and instead of being scared or whatever she invited him to sit down for a cup of tea and he said ‘yes’ and she told him that he shouldn’t be breaking into ppl’s homes and stealing things and he should be ashamed and he cried and she comforted him and then he left and the next day the guys mother rang her and thanked her bcos what she said actually helped him to see how bad of a person he was becoming

yulinga:

this photo reminds me of a story about my great aunt, a guy came into her house when she was there and she saw him and instead of being scared or whatever she invited him to sit down for a cup of tea and he said ‘yes’ and she told him that he shouldn’t be breaking into ppl’s homes and stealing things and he should be ashamed and he cried and she comforted him and then he left and the next day the guys mother rang her and thanked her bcos what she said actually helped him to see how bad of a person he was becoming

2 months ago on May 5th | J | 100,950 notes